Mmm! Homemade black bean soup! Delicious, yes? Definitely, but make sure you’ve got your wits about you while you’re cooking. Even if you always turn off your blender before unplugging it, make sure you put the lid on those tomatoes before you plug that blender back in. Yes, it makes for a funny moment from a movie, but someone’s going to have to clean the lipocine off the top of the spice rack.
Update: Two hours later and I just found a sad looking, partially punctured tomato next to the coffee table.